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The Albino Pangolin

Written per a prompt from a friend. Also hey hi hello, yes I am alive, just mentally hibernating.

The mall was busy, typical for a Saturday afternoon, the bustling crowds packing the halls and escalators to a claustrophobic degree. Teens chatted on their phones, thumbs a-blur as they texted and tweeted and reblogged and shared. A pair of adults hurried- bleary eyed and overwrought – after their children as the little ones ran amok between the legs of other shoppers, hyped up on donuts and Jamba Juice. Elderly folk reclined on a set of arm chairs, the sitting area delineated by a collection of potted palms.

There was a flash, then, by the fountain in the central atrium. 

Someone gasped. Another yelped. Someone else laughed, before scurrying away, phones out and angled towards the ground. 

An albino pangolin waddled out of the fountain, water dripping from her scales, her red eyes taking in the scene. 

People stopped and stared, and the man playing the piano a few feet away came to a clanging, discordant stop when the pangolin sidled past his foot, her cold scales brushing against his ankles.

She stood on her hind legs, blinking in the flashes of cameras; a curious device hung from her neck, bounced between her feet as she set off in search of an escalator. 

People made way, commenting and pointing and exclaiming ‘how cute!’ as she passed. A spotty teenage tried to pick her up, but she flicked her tail and chittered her displeasure, sending the boy running after his friends.  

No one got on the escalator until she reached the next level. 

Already the noise of the place had changed, and she knew she was running out of time before animal control was called to deal with her. It had happened before, and would undoubtedly happen again. 

Finding a bench that overlooked the promenade and atrium below, the pangolin clambered atop it. The tide of humanity continued to swirl and swarm below and around her, the chaotic clammed of thousands of  voices deafening in the glass-roofed space. 

She huffed, scratched her claws against the glass in irritation, and sat up on her hind legs, the device on display. 

The president -a honey badger of some renown – had given her this sort of mission before, and she could not, would not fail. Too much hung in the balance.

With another determined huff she pressed a claw to the gleaming, silver green button in the middle of the device. There came a soft beep, a dull swell of light, and then… 

And then blessed silence. 

The humans, previously overwhelming in their numbers, had vanished. To where, the albino pangolin didn’t particularly care. So long as they were gone, she and her comrades could do what they needed to in order to save their Sacred Mother. 

Satisfied with another job well done, the albino pangolin clambered off the bench and went in search of a snack. Reshaping reality always left her feeling a little peckish, regardless of whether she’d eaten recently or not. 

A few minutes later the albino pangolin gave up, realizing there weren’t nearly enough insects in such a sterile human space, and vanished herself to a favorite savanna, there to feast upon one of many termite mounds.  

Cravings

The restaurant was busy. Not busy enough for serving team to be frantic, but busy enough to maintain a constant hum of vague conversation and the clinking of cutlery on porcelain.

Valeria –the raven-haired woman in the little black dress and red heels at table thirty-four – was bored. She had only agreed to come on this thrice-cursed date because she was bored. Not that she’d admit it to anyone, but she missed the courting scene. Unfortunately courting had changed a great deal since the 1650’s.

As is the case with most solitary, long-lived people, she wished she’d cancelled and stayed home in her bathrobe to mope about the state of modern men with a box of popsicles, ketchup potato chips, and Spanish soap operas. Besides, going out only brought her closer to succumbing to her one, insatiable craving. She inhaled deeply; the smell of so much fresh blood, the pressure of so many pulses just out of reach, was maddening

She eyed her date – a man in his early thirties with thick brown curls named Calvin – and wondered what in the 9 circles of hell convinced her to say yes when he asked her out at a bar a week ago. Considering his relative attractiveness and decent grooming, she agreed, excited at the prospect of a man taking the initiative for the first time in months. She’d also just eaten and was in a rare gregarious state and acquiesced to his request for a ‘pleasant evening out’ willingly.

Presently, however, Cal was rambling about sashimi or caviar or something and Valeria was having a hard time paying attention. He had shaved before coming and cut himself on the corner of his jaw. The scab was still there, a dark red dot on his light brown skin. The only thing Valeria could think of was how his collar pressed into the skin of his neck. Oh, how she wanted to run her nails down his throat and back and…

Cal paused and took a drink of the 2010 Napa Merlot they’d split. The lull snapped her out of her daydream. She caught the movement of his hand and glass to his lips, and Valeria didn’t bother trying to not stare at Adam’s apple as it bobbed with each swallow.

What the hell. She was on a date, for Darkness’s sake.

Wrapping a curl of raven-black hair around a finger, mischief glinting in her red-brown eyes, Valeria ran the toe of her stiletto up his leg as he took another sip.

Cal jerked back, spilling wine over his chin and down his neck, barely missing his cerulean-blue tie. Valeria’s tongue flicked absently over her dark red lips, eying the way the Merlot dribbled towards his too-white collar. A little blood on that collar would certainly take his sex appeal to another level.

“Oh! Damn me.” Calvin laughed. Valeria’s heart lurched at the nervousness in his laugh, the way his shoulders tensed. “I can’t be trusted to wear white without getting something on it.”

Forget sex appeal. All this hunk of man flesh was good for was eating. And she was denied even that pleasure by the presence of nosy strangers who would call the cops or do something equally stupid, and she wasn’t in a mood for violence… She was just hungry. She couldn’t help that she had special dietary needs.

Wiping the wine from his chin with a grey napkin, Cal shattered the illusion of a bloody throat. Valeria sat back, arms folded over her stomach, and pouted, running her tongue over the teeth that were slowly sinking back into her gums.

“Have you been here before?” he asked, folding his hands under his chin in another attempt to start a conversation.

“Yeah. Once.” She tapped absently on the tabletop with a sharp, onyx nail. They’d ordered twenty minutes ago, and there was no sign of their skinny waiter and she was getting bored. Well… more bored.

“How was it?” he asked, missing her hint that she wasn’t interested in talking. “When you mentioned you liked nice places, I figured I’d try here since I haven’t been here myself. Does it live up to the reviews?”

She hummed noncommittally, shrugged an exposed shoulder. After a beat, during which Cal rolled his shoulders and cleared his throat twice, he smiled awkwardly and asked her if she knew anything about potato farming. Valeria said no, she didn’t, and had to resist banging her head on the table when Calvin started talking again. It seemed like he was afraid that something interesting would happen if he was quiet for too long.

A moment later something interesting did happen. Valeria sensed something off.  It wasn’t much, hardly more than an increased heart rate. Cal’s heart was beating fast, yes, but that was to be expected. She’s worn this dress for exactly that reason. This was something else. Something with a desperation that made her want to bare her fangs and start ripping throats out.

Turning, aware of how her breasts pressed against the fabric of her dress, Valeria scanned the restaurant. It took her a moment to locate the source, the ambient ebb and flow of blood obscuring the panic, but she soon found the source.

A young woman, maybe 23, was sitting with her arms folded defensively over her chest, glaring at her date. The man wasn’t getting the message and kept reaching across the table for her. Valeria couldn’t hear what he was saying but judging by the girl’s posture and the growing aggression of the man it wasn’t good. As she watched the man, a typical god’s-gift-to-humanity type, grabbed the girl’s wrist, jerking her hand towards him, nails digging into the soft underside of her forearm. The neighboring diners were beginning to notice, yet none of them moved to intervene. Even the waiters skirted around the table, afraid of interrupting something.

Valeria’s eyes narrowed. With a fluid motion she stood, hand resting on her wine glass.

“If you’ll excuse me for a moment?” she said, cutting Cal off. “I have some… business to attend to.”

He closed his mouth and sat back in his chair, brushing his hair back from his forehead with a sigh.

“Of course. I’m sorry. I’m boring you. It’s just been so long since…”

 Valeria didn’t hear the rest of his apology as she made her way towards the confrontation, glass in hand. As she approached, she heard the boorish man growling at the girl as she tried to pry his fingers from around her wrist:

“Stop being such a coy little bitch, won’t you? I asked you out because…”

In three more strides Valeria was looming over him, a dangerous smile on her face. He broke off and sneered up at her. The girl’s look of desperate hope was enough of a plea for Valeria.

“What do you want?” the man asked loudly, his voice carrying through the circle of silence that had surrounded their table. “Can’t you see we’re in the middle of som…”

He never got to finish. The instant his attention was off the girl Valeria splashed the entire glass of wine on his face and chest, making sure to soak as much of his designer shirt as possible.

“What the fuck, lady!? What sort of psycho bitch are you?”

The people surrounding them gaped. Two waiters stopped and looked at each other, eyes wide.

Valeria bared her teeth in a not-so-pleasant smile.

“You have a little something…” she pointed to the general area of his chest, the red wine soaking into the white fabric. The sight nearly sent her over the edge then and there. She shuddered, quelling her rising bloodlust.

With a snort and mumbled profanities, the man stood and stormed off for the restroom. The girl sat absolutely still, staring after him with round, glossy eyes. Like a rabbit before the…

No… Not her. Valeria though, shaking her head to banish the thought. She rested a hand gently on the girl’s shoulder. The poor thing was quivering uncontrollably.

“You deserve better than him, sweetheart,” Valeria said bluntly, glaring after the man.

The girl blinked up at her. Then her face broke into a wide grin.

“Thank you! You don’t know… oh thank you!” she gushed, standing and gathering her things. She stuffed the entire basket of breadsticks into her purse and downed the rst of her drink in a massive gulp. “He wouldn’t leave me alone and I felt like if…”

“If you said yes, he’d eventually leave you alone. I know.”

“Yeah. But… thank you again…” the girl gave Valeria a brief hug before scurrying away. Then she turned, her doll face contorted in thought.

“But what about the tab? I don’t have enough-”

“Don’t worry, pet. It’ll be taken care of.”

Valeria’s smile was genuine this time.

With another shaky grin, the girl vanished out the doors, her scarf dragging behind her. Valeria ignored the questioning, judgmental gazes of the restaurant’s patrons as she returned to her table, not a hair out of place.

Calvin gaped are her as she poured the rest of the bottle of Merlot into her glass

“What… why… why did you do that?”

She gave him with a pointed look and drank half of the wine before answering.

“Some men are assholes and deserve their own given back to them.”

“I just… that was the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen anyone do,” Cal said, staring at her with awe. Taken off guard by his compliment, Valeria took another sip of her wine. She was spared from saying anything else by the arrival of their meal.

“Fettuccini e Vongole in la Salsa Bianca for the gentleman,” the pretty waitress said, placing a plate of perfectly steamed clams and pasta before the Calvin. “And La Bistecca Fiorentina, extra rare, for the lady.” She gave Valeria an appreciative nod before bustling off.

Cal began eating immediately, though his gaze was fixed on Valeria, a new appreciation shining in his brown eyes. Valeria poked at her steak. The plate was covered in warm blood, pepper floating on the surface. The meat itself was brown on the outside and hot all the way through, the middle a dark red, perfectly rare. She sighed: just a little too done for her taste.

Alright. Who was she kidding? Her steak was a lot too done. Raw would have been preferable, but she knew all she’d have received were skeptical eyebrows, a promise to ‘see what we can do,’ and a steak cooked beyond palatability.

How she missed the days when the word vampire struck terror into the hearts of mortals. How any fool who dared wander into her lands was up for grabs, and fresh blood was as common as blackened gum smears on the sidewalks were today.

She finished her wine. At least that was still more or less the same.

One day. One day she was going to treat herself.

But not today. The humans were enjoying themselves too much for her to ruin their evening with a blood bath. They were so sensitive these days.

Oh well. A partially rare steak would have to do for now.

And maybe… Valeria looked at Cal, considering him in a new light. It wasn’t common for a man to commend her brashness and fuck all attitude. Perhaps chivalry wasn’t dead after all.

She grinned at him and took a bite of her stake, fighting the shudder as the burned meat stuck in her throat. Cal returned the grin before flipping oil on his shirt.

“Oh, fuck me,” he groaned. He dabbed at the spot, succeeding only in making it worse. Valeria laughed at his sheepish expression, mind wandering back to a dark corner.

Just maybe the night would have a happy ending after all.

View

It’s cold. Not as cold as it was, but cold enough to warrant a jacket, a pair of sturdy boots, gloves. Spring is coming, but winter has yet to let go of the waking world.

Fog embraces the mountains like a lover. It fills the valleys with haze, trailing up the gullies and between the trees with thin, reaching fingers. The snow has melted but for the mountain tops and shadowed places. A breath of wind stirs the air, sighing through the trees – pine, fur, spruce, hawthorn, oak, ash, birch, and willow – bringing with it the smell of the distant ocean and rain. The great gorge is visible through the trees to the west, the solitary peak of Holdo shrouded in snow flurries in the south. 

Blue-grey clouds fill the gorge, the rest of the sky a slate grey that presses upon the senses, bringing the world in close. A storm is coming, the promise of rain tinting everything blue. 

All this combined brings her to life; wakens the muse. She has been waiting. Waiting for her fingers to wake up, for her mind to escape from the prison of vagueness and brevity. 

She lives. 

Ghost 1

The beginning of something that may or may not continue. Title pending.

The sun shone incongruously. Had Laila been in charge, it would rain all day every day, but particularly today. There was something offensive about the way the light played on the spring leaves, of how the birds warbled and sang in the trees. 

Laila huffed and went back to tying her herb bundles. She ignored the weight of the pale eyes she knew were watching her. They were always watching her. Had been watching her since that night, 9 months ago, when she’d failed the one thing she’d sworn to do: heal and preserve.

Jonash had been an old friend of hers, shared childhood memories binding them more tightly than blood. As with all people they had drifted as they’d gotten older, but never far enough away to truly forget about each other. She was accepted to the University of Science in the city, and he had joined the city watch.

Then the war came. She left for the battle fields as a healer, he a soldier. They had been in the same regiment, and spent many hours in each other’s company when they were able. When the war ended, Laila returned to the city and established a healer’s den with her commission and repute as a savior of many. Jonash remained with the watch for a month before wanderlust got the better of him, and he departed the city to become a member of the Ranger’s Guild. 

Months, then years passed, and still they kept in touch.

Until his replies had grown shorter and distant. Until he’d stopped replying all together.

Laila, accepting his absence with a stoic heart, was content with the fact that he had finally met someone else and moved on. 

And then he appeared on her doorstep in the middle night, bleeding and with an expression that frightened her. He swore at her in a language she didn’t know before falling at her feet, pale with blood loss and pain. She’d done everything she knew to do, even resorting to using what little magic she possessed. 

It wasn’t enough. 

After four hours of her trying desperately to save her friend, she held his head when he died. She closed his light blue eyes, unnerved by the hatred and fear she saw there. As she took her hands away something cold ran up her arms and through her body, leaving her feeling clammy and unclean. When she turned she came face to face with Jonash’s ghost. She screamed once before noticing that he was yelling and gesticulating at her. But he made no noise. He charged her, hands outstretched to strangle her, but they, and then the rest of his incorporeal body, passed through her entirely, leaving her retching on the floor. For some reason his spirit had remained, unable to leave the plain of the living. The ghost tried to leave and made it as far as the front doorstep before being pulled back as if on a string. He tried the window with the same results. 

Laila tried everything she could to communicate and free Jonash, but it was all in vain. The priests had never heard of such a condition, the scientists wanted to study him, and the mages’ spells and incantations only hurt Jonash, much to their irritation. Magic always succeeded when science failed. Or so they had believed. 

And so 9 months had passed. Jonash was invisible to all but Laila and those gifted with the Sight. And as he was unable to influence the world around him in any way, all he could do was stand around and watch Laila. 

“If you’re done staring at my ass, maybe you could stand in the door and deter people from coming in?” Laila said. She had too much to get done today to be interrupted with petty calls about impotence and spots. 

She was met with what she called a sulky silence, and threw a rueful smile over her shoulder at the ghost. Jonash looked up from examining his fingernails and drifted to the door, rolling his eyes. Though Laila struggled with the fact that she had failed to save her friend, she was glad that his ghost wasn’t covered in blood and gore. He looked as she assumed he had before receiving the injuries.

No sooner had he taken up his post at the door did someone gasp with surprise at walking through a ghost. 

“I’m sorry, but I’m closed today!” Laila called.

“How the hell can a healer be closed?” Came the disgruntled response. 

“Unless you or a loved one is bleeding profusely, has a broken bone, or is dying, please come back tomorrow.”

The voice on the other side of the door muttered something. Jonash stepped back through the door to shrug, expression as confused as Laila’s was annoyed. 

“If you let me in, I can help you!”

Laila rolled her eyes heavenward and prayed for strength. 

“When I want an assistant, I will post a listing at the University,” she said, thinking the person at the door was a hopeful student. 

“No, not with that. But I could help you if you nee… No! I can help you with the other thing!”

Laila paused, glancing at Jonash. The ghost shrugged again and leaned against the wall. At some point he’d regained enough solidity to control what he fell through. 

“May as well see what the child has to say?” He mouthed.

Laila stuck her tongue out at him. 

“What do you mean, ‘the other thing’?” She asked.

The voice on the other side of the door dropped to a murmur. The speaker was clearly pressed up agains the lock: “I can’t speak of it out here, but I think I have a solution to your… mutual problem.”

A glimmer of hope sprang up in Laila’s chest. 

“Fine. But make sure no one sees you come in.”

She went to the door and unlocked it. She and Jonash watched, bemused, as a youth slipped through the door with a furtive look that befit a noisy thief. 

“Thank you,” he said, brushing himself off. He looked around a moment before his gaze snagged on Jonash. The ghost flashed a nasty smile at the lad, who blanched and turned away quickly. 

“You can see him?” Laila asked, surprised. The lad didn’t look like a seer, let alone a mage or a priest. 

“Of course I can,” the lad said. “That’s why I’m here.”

“Yes, you said that. But how? And why?”

The lad sketched a bow, sweeping the floor with his hat. 

“Clearly I have some explaining to do.” 

Jonash mouthed “Clearly,” and reached out and punched the lad in the back, his hand appearing in his stomach folded in a rude gesture.

“If you could refrain from messing with my internal organs, I thank you,” The lad said, suppressing a shudder. Laila just raised her brows in invitation for him to continue. “To answer your questions, my lady,” he said, readjusting his hat. “I am Arthur Marín, and I believe I have a solution to your ghostly prob-”

“You said that before. But I don’t understand how you can s-“ 

“-lem. And I can see your Jonash because I am a necromancer.”